“I didn’t lose my virginity and hotel security poured our alcohol out in the sink. Prom sucks.” —In one fell swoop Molly Lambert murders every movie you were thinking about seeing this summer, and gets you pants-peeing excited for her new ESPN gig.
“Sometimes I can’t get over the sadness that she’s gone. But then I think about her walking out of that bank, sixty years old, that bag full of money, and I have to say that she went out doing what she loved. We’ll never understand it, but she was doing exactly what she loved. I wish I could write her a note and say, ‘Good for you, my sweet Peg. Good for you.’” —If you’re looking for a way to pass the next half hour, you should probably do it reading this: The Last Ride of Cowboy Bob: Texas Monthly November 2005
- America: Without you, I wouldn't have any jokes.
- Me: Am I the butt of all your jokes?!
- Jakey: No, but your butt is the subject of a lot of our jokes.
- I love my friends.